men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like “brony.” recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors dead set on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
My shirt doesn’t fit because I’m a man with boobs: A sequel.
[descends from ceiling] WOULD YOU LIKE TO DISCUSS STARKID MUSICALS????
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
Never not reblog.
- teen wolf: come to me
- me: no stop i have absolutely no interest in you whatsoever
- teen wolf: you cannot avoid me forever i am constantly on your dash and inside your soul
- me: no please i really don't want to watch you werewolves are dumb and there is literally no reason for me to watch a high school drama when i'm 2 years into college
- teen wolf: look inside yourself you know you want to know
- me: i just want to know what the big deal is i don't--
- teen wolf: netflix is only one click away
- me: no please i really really really don't want to watch--
- teen wolf: open a new tab
- me: no stop--
- teen wolf: and expand your mind
- me: i--
When you encounter the same little detail in fanfic after fanfic and you realize you genuinely can’t remember if that thing is actually canon or if it’s just something fandom made up.
sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
someone should try to actually pronounce this and make it an audio post
HEOBGFHEBNHWFGO WHAT IS AIR
i regret this post so much
Maybe he’s born with it,
maybe it’s —
he was born with it
if you interrupt me while i am singing les mis i will continue singing while staring you straight in the eyes so you will be forced to either join me or leave
I don’t think you all realize how much I love you
yep, yep, yep
I draw one eye like this
and another one like this:
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.
Can you be my cashier forever
As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm
It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose
No but this is legitimately concerning because I actually know who you’re talking about
but I’m afraid
I have to.
Wait, why is RDJ in this list?
He says sexuality for him is a grey area, and basically it depends on who you talk to if he’s bisexual or not
same with Misha, i’m guessing?
^no Misha is openly bi
I had no idea Zachary Quinto was gay or bi
Zachary Quinto is gay. Extremely gay. Gay as BALLS.