It's all in your head, but who says it isn't real.
June 2013
men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like “brony.” recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors dead set on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
My shirt doesn’t fit because I’m a man with boobs: A sequel.
[descends from ceiling] WOULD YOU LIKE TO DISCUSS STARKID MUSICALS????
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
Never not reblog.
- teen wolf: come to me
- me: no stop i have absolutely no interest in you whatsoever
- teen wolf: you cannot avoid me forever i am constantly on your dash and inside your soul
- me: no please i really don't want to watch you werewolves are dumb and there is literally no reason for me to watch a high school drama when i'm 2 years into college
- teen wolf: look inside yourself you know you want to know
- me: i just want to know what the big deal is i don't--
- teen wolf: netflix is only one click away
- me: no please i really really really don't want to watch--
- teen wolf: open a new tab
- me: no stop--
- teen wolf: and expand your mind
- me: i--
When you encounter the same little detail in fanfic after fanfic and you realize you genuinely can’t remember if that thing is actually canon or if it’s just something fandom made up.
sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
someone should try to actually pronounce this and make it an audio post
please
HEOBGFHEBNHWFGO WHAT IS AIR
i regret this post so much
Maybe he’s born with it,
maybe it’s —
Oh. ok.
yes
he was born with it
if you interrupt me while i am singing les mis i will continue singing while staring you straight in the eyes so you will be forced to either join me or leave
Reblog if no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether it's 100 or 1. Reblog if a little smile comes across your face everytime you see a new follower or message. Reblog if even though most of us aren't tumblr famous, we appreciate the little things.
I don’t think you all realize how much I love you
yep, yep, yep
Listen
Okay, so…I kind of recorded a Shrock song. Ingrid Michaelson’s You and I, butchered by me into a fluffy little song about John and Sherlock to save me from the post-Reichenbach blues. (No spoilers for S2!)
You and I (221B)
John: Don’t you worry, my detective,
My hit counter is defective,
We’ve got lots of crime to pay the bills.
I’ll tackle Jim and be protective,
I think we make quite an effective team,
I mean, steal ashtrays from the Queen.
Oh, let’s fight crime and ride around in cabs in a dashing way.
Let’s fight crime and I will wear a different jumper every day.
Let’s fight crime and you can bitch and say that you’re so bored anyway.
221B, you and I, you and I.
Sherlock: Well, you might mess up all my socks,
John: And you keep eyeballs in a box,
Both: But baby, we deduce like no one else.
Sherlock: So I will buy the groceries,
If you will bring me cups of tea,
Both: And we will leave the skull up on the shelf.
Oh, let’s fight crime and make Mycroft upset in a brand new way.
Let’s fight crime and you can wear that same old scarf every day.
Let’s fight crime, I’ll nearly die, but I will still follow you anyway.
We’re not gay, you and I, you and I.
Oh, let’s fight crime and ride around in cabs in a dashing way.
Let’s fight crime and I will wear a different jumper every day.
Let’s fight crime and you can bitch and say that you’re so bored anyway.
We’re kinda gay, you and I, you and I.
Okay, we’re gay, you and I, you and I.
on april fools day we should all change our icons to this
The post that started it all
*tour guide voice* and directly ahead you can see the origins of what is now known as the Mishapocalypse
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.
Can you be my cashier forever
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
When you see your favourite actors in suits
As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm
It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose
No but this is legitimately concerning because I actually know who you’re talking about
current emotion:
So I heard a comment that gay (and "even" bisexual) men simply cannot play badass roles.
Well
I hate
to disagree
but I’m afraid
I have to.
Wait, why is RDJ in this list?
He says sexuality for him is a grey area, and basically it depends on who you talk to if he’s bisexual or not
same with Misha, i’m guessing?
^no Misha is openly bi
I had no idea Zachary Quinto was gay or bi
Zachary Quinto is gay. Extremely gay. Gay as BALLS.
if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded
guys the disney fandom just took over a text post
panic?? at MY DISCO??!!?
NO PANICS AT MY DISCO
'There is a clue everybody's missed': says Sherlock writer Steven Moffat.
A man pulling out a packet of blood when arriving to Sherlocks body after the fall.
WHY IN THE NAME OF ODIN DID I NEVER SAW THIS BEFORE
